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Mission Creep
03:46
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MISSION CREEP
Let’s get rid of that old dictator
What happens then, we’ll work out later.
They got no civil society
Got no desire for democracy
They don’t hail us as the liberator
They’d prefer a new dictator.
Looks as if we’ll have to be here
For at least another three year.
Mission creep, mission creep
Best beware of the mission creep.
It will fill your waking hours and it will wreck your sleep
Cause the mission’s never over
When you’ve got the mission creep.
Here she comes, she’s on a mission
No point stating your position
She is not programmed to listen
She requires complete submission.
Whatever bee is in her bonnet
She wants your agreement on it.
She’ll get angry, she’ll get weepy.
Pretty scary, pretty creepy.
Mission creep, mission creep
Best beware of the mission creep.
She will fill your in-box till it falls down in a heap.
You might as well surrender
When you meet a mission creep.
Missions in doubt,
And missions that shout,
And missions devout
Creep me out. (Rpt)
Let’s convert those heathen tribals
What those natives need is bibles.
Get some valuable cash crops on
Make their women put some tops on.
Make ‘em fear God and the Devil.
Let’s send out young Reverend Neville
Though he’s a little creepy, is’n’he
Makes the young boys sit on his knee.
Mission creep, mission creep
Best beware of the mission creep.
For no land is so innocent, no forest is so deep
That cannot be corrupted
By a little Mission creep.
For no land is so innocent, no forest is so deep
That cannot be corrupted
By a little Mission creep.
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2. |
The Cosmic Commodore
04:12
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THE COSMIC COMMODORE
A song of L. Ron Hubbard’s Scientology Sea Org.
We were going to clear the planet,
And then we’d clear the galaxy.
It would take a hundred life-times,
But I said that was fine by me.
I’d signed-up for a billion years.
Hell, you know I would have signed for more.
I was off to find adventure
with the Cosmic Commodore.
Cruising with the Cosmic Commodore.
Would this old liner ever find a shore?
We were a Ship of Fools
Half a prison, half a school
And only there to serve
The Cosmic Commodore.
He had enemies, he said,
And they were always plotting his disgrace.
That is why he stayed at sea
And always moving on from place to place.
His enemies were psychiatrists,
And Beings from Outer Space.
We were refugees, he told us,
From a great galactic war.
We believed the crazy bastard,
‘Cause we loved our Commodore.
Cruising with the Cosmic Commodore,
A pirate ship, acknowledging no law,
Half a corporate HQ
Half a monastery, with you...
As our Holy Father
And our Commodore.
He’d scream with rage at us,
And if you’d heard him you’d agree
That the Saviour of the Planet was a world-class S.O.B.
I had to leave, but still it took me years to find the door
And then I’m damned if I still didn’t love
My Cosmic Commodore....
His Spiritual Technology,
Well it was frankly very hit-or-miss.
It might leave you on a high,
Or leave you peering into the abyss..
But if you said you had some doubts,
This meant that you were rotten to the core.
It was ‘My way or the highway’
with the Cosmic Commodore.
Cruising with the Cosmic Commodore,
I tell you we were ragged, we were poor.
We lived on corn beef hash
While the millions in cash
That the cult brought in, were trouser’d by
Our crafty, crafty Commodore.
Cruising with the Cosmic Commodore,
Was he a God or just a man of straw?
You can say we were naïve
But we wanted to believe
In a super-human Cosmic Commodore.
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3. |
The Trick of the Lock
03:36
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THE TRICK OF THE LOCK
Your life lies on a knife edge, boy.
Might seem stable day to day,
But that status quo’s unsteady,
Things could still go either way.
It’s not the big things do you in,
Or bring you your success.
It’s the Little Things that lead you
To the good stuff or the mess.
It’s the key to the code.
It’s the map of the road.
It’s the list of what’s owed.
It’s that stuff you download.
It’s your knack with a frock.
It’s the price of the stock.
It’s your hour in the dock.
It’s the Trick of the Lock...
The Gods play games of chance with us,
They shake us out like dice.
And you’ll get on good terms with the Gods
If you take my advice.
The stakes are trivial, it’s true,
And can be easily ignored,
But give those Little Things some time
And you’ll know how you scored.
It’s the word to the wise.
It’s the tissue of lies.
It’s the eyes on the prize.
It’s the check of the flies
It’s the luck of the draw.
It’s the fortunes of war.
It’s that thing that you saw.
It’s that smack on the jaw.
It’s the key to the code.
It’s the map of the road.
It’s the list of what’s owed.
It’s that stuff you download.
It’s your knack with a frock.
It’s the price of the stock.
It’s your hour in the dock.
It’s the Trick of the Lock...
Life is just a gamble, boy,
However firm you stand.
The cards will still get dealt
And you will have to play the hand.
And it’s these Little Things that go wrong,
Little Things that you do well,
That will set your course to heaven
Or will steer you off to hell.
It’s that word that you said.
It’s the line that you read,
That idea in your head,
That disaster in bed.
It’s the train that you missed.
It’s the person you kissed.
It’s the clench of the fist,
That tattoo on your wrist.
It’s the word to the wise.
It’s the tissue of lies.
It’s the eyes on the prize.
It’s the check of the flies
It’s the luck of the draw.
It’s the fortunes of war.
It’s that thing that you saw.
It’s that smack on the jaw.
It’s the key to the code.
It’s the map of the road.
It’s the list of what’s owed.
It’s that stuff you download.
It’s your knack with a frock.
It’s the price of the stock.
It’s your hour in the dock.
It’s the Trick of the Lock...
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4. |
Mercury
04:54
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MERCURY
The angel that spins closest to the sun
The winged-heeled Messenger, just watch him run
The outlaw God of chariots and thieves
An unattached pretender who deceives
He flourishes his winged Caduceus staff
And turns to laugh
Before he leaves
Roast the cinnabar
Don’t breathe the poison smoke
And see the shining snake emerge
Heavy and gleaming
Potent in Metalurgy
The dancing liquid shape-shifter
Gold finder, gold eater
Quicksilver
And they called it Mercury.
Make the furnace warm
Observe the crystal flask
Add silver-water, and watch them seethe,
Red King and White Queen
Potent in Alchemy
Dances with salt, dances with sulphur
Transformer, transmuter
Of the Chemical Marriage
And they called it Mercury
They called it Mercury.
The angel that spins closest to the sun
The winged-heeled Messenger, just watch him run
The outlaw God of motor-bikes and thieves
An unattached pretender who deceives
He flourishes his winged Caduceus staff
And turns to laugh
Before he leaves
Cast the horoscope
Conjunction, sextile, trine
The planet of the spoken word
Of travel and commerce
Potent in Astrology
The ruler of the Third House of Gemini
Exalted in Virgo
Planet of Wednesday
And they called it Mercury
Rock the microphone
Release the giant voice
And find the tightest harmonies
To seize the stadium
Potent in the Melody
Stage monarch of outrageousness
Hilarious extravagance
Just a star-and-a-half
And they called him Mercury
They called him Mercury
The angel that spins closest to the sun
The winged-heeled Messenger, just watch him run
The outlaw God of radios and thieves
An unattached pretender who deceives
He flourishes his winged Caduceus staff
And turns to laugh
Before he leaves.
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5. |
Skin in the Game
05:14
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SKIN IN THE GAME
Just one more fight his trainer said
Just ten rounds and a very handsome purse
The boxer knows his eyes aren’t good
The boxer knows his mem’ry’s getting worse.
And by god, he needs the money
He has to take the money
But he knows, of course, that he should quit the Ring.
‘Cause a half-blind, punchy welterweight
Is not much good for anything.
He has skin in the game
Skin in the game,
Old leather scar-tissue skin in the game...
Skin in the game
He has skin in the game,
Old leather scar-tissue skin in the game...
Sam’s going to sell the contract short
A hundred thousand tons of soya beans
The date for settlement’s coming fast
The emerald numbers flicker down the screens.
And by god, he needs the money
He really needs the money
‘Cos he bled his Client Accounts and broke the law.
And he has to make this killing now
Or they will send him down for sure.
He has skin in the game
Skin in the game,
Unhealthy white sweaty skin in the game...
Skin in the game
He has skin in the game,
Unhealthy white sweaty skin in the game...
When doubling down
Brings an anxious frown,
When betting the farm
Is a cause for alarm,
When playing for keeps
Means nobody sleeps,
When double or quits
Gives them shivering fits,
When going for broke
Is making them choke,
When they’re playing to win
Or else it’s their skin,
They have skin in the game
Skin in the game,
Desperate last chance skin in the game...
Skin in the game,
They have skin in the game
Desperate last chance skin in the game...
I’ve got a job for you, he said
They’re gonna love you, dear, in Budapest
It’s nothing you’ve not done before
Just smile and serve the drinks and all the rest.
And god, she needs the money
She really needs the money
But does he want a hostess or a whore?
Should she take the risk, because she knows
Girls who’ve been tricked like this before.
She has skin in the game
Skin in the game,
Perfect golden teenage skin in the game...
Skin in the game,
She has skin in the game
Perfect golden teenage skin in the game...
When doubling down
Brings an anxious frown,
When betting the farm
Is a cause for alarm,
When playing for keeps
Means nobody sleeps,
When double or quits
Gives them shivering fits,
When going for broke
Is making them choke,
When they’re playing to win
Or else it’s their skin,
They have skin in the game
Skin in the game,
Desperate last chance skin in the game...
Skin in the game,
They have skin in the game
Desperate
Last chance
Skin in the game...
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6. |
Nothing to See Here
03:16
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NOTHING TO SEE HERE
There Justice stands, and she’s blindfold.
This means she’ll be fair, or so I’m told.
But when that Town Councillor
Bought a big house In Highbury.
It was paid for in cash from Planning Committee bribery.
So, Blind Lady, what do you have to say?
That doesn’t sound okay.
But it seems the evidence was just hearsay.
So nothing to see here, please move along.
Nothing to see here, please move along.
Nothing to see here, please move along.
Nothing to see,
Nothing to see here, please move along.
Her sword is sharp, and it’s trusty,
But the scales of Justice look rusty.
A poor little filing clerk is molested by her employer.
“Dressing like that, she was just asking for it,” protests his lawyer.
So, Blind Lady, what do you have to say?
That doesn’t sound okay.
No one saw him do it, so he walks away.
So nothing to see here, please move along.
Nothing to see here, please move along.
Nothing to see here, please move along.
Nothing to see,
Nothing to see here, please move along.
There Justice stands, and she’s blindfold.
She can’t be bought, she can’t be sold
But when the corrupt play it smart, and the strong oppress the weak,
Why can’t she pull that thing down just a bit, and take a peek?
Then perhaps we won’t have to hear them say
What we hear every day
When they would prefer it if we went away,
There’s nothing to see here, please move along.
Nothing to see here, please move along.
Nothing to see,
Nothing to see here, please move along.
There’s nothing to see here, please move along.
Nothing to see here, please move along.
Nothing to see.
Nothing to see here, please move along.
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7. |
Here's the Thing
04:09
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HERE’S THE THING
The church bells ring, a happy sound,
But if you stand close by,
Their music isn’t sweet; these bells punch holes into the sky.
Close to a bell, it roars, it doesn’t ring.
The beaten metal screams, it doesn’t sing.
The clappers lay on hard as if
They’re punishing their squad,
Their team of six great bronze throats
Bellowing their praise to God.
I’d like to be that dominant and proud,
And part of something so insanely loud,
At home in such an ear-splitting crowd,
But here’s the thing...
But here’s the thing...
Say if that was true
Would I be the bell,
The clapper...
Or the ring.
The painted marionettes are here,
It’s such a pretty show,
The clever hands above, the dainty dancing dolls below.
Each arm and leg with its controlling cord,
But in a while the strings can be ignored.
The little dramas they enact
Become entirely real.
The painted sticks are living creatures who can think and feel.
The play is done, we leave, but as I go,
I feel I’m living in a puppet show.
That thought is not original, I know.
But here’s the thing...
But here’s the thing...
Say if that was true
Would I be the hand,
The puppet...
Or the string.
Now Vincent Price is dumping
Nuclear waste into the lake,
And Tyrone Power, the hero’s, had as much as he can take.
The film is black and white and rather old.
Our hero haunts the lakeside, dark and cold,
‘Cause he’s convinced a radioactive
Monster lurks down there.
A hideous, mutant Thing with slimy teeth and matted hair.
This movie’s in my head as memory.
As such it has become a part of me,
A little bit of my identity,
But here’s the thing...
But here’s the thing...
Say if that was true
Is that bit the crook,
The hero...
Or the Thing?
And here’s the thing...
Here’s the Thing...
Here is the Thing...
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8. |
Best Before
05:01
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BEST BEFORE
It’s Mexican Week at the supermarket
The Day of the Dead is drawing near.
And the sugar skeletons of Madam Death
Should be consumed before July next year.
‘Cos like everything in this giant store
They have a date by which they’re Best Before.
I’m not so scared as I was yesterday
Of cataclysmic Flood, Starvation, Pestilence and War
I’m over-optimistic; things will be okay.
I’ve reached the date by which I’m Best Before.
I see a lovely woman now and find
No longer do I imagine rolling with her on the floor.
Or fantasise that I am patting her behind.
I’ve reached the date by which I’m Best Before.
It’s Mexican Week at the supermarket
Their Day of the Dead’s a jamboree
But the painted skulls Contain Small Parts
Unsuitable for children under three
And like everything in this giant store
They have a date by which they’re Best Before.
I must confess I do go on a bit.
I’m sure my friends will tell you I’ve become a crashing bore,
But let me tell you how I almost wrote a hit.
I’ve reached the date by which I’m Best Before.
I s’pose that I should really act my age
And not keep trying to chase artistic rainbows any more.
They’re throwing eggs but I don’t want to leave the stage.
I’ve reached the date by which I’m Best Before.
It’s Mexican Week at the supermarket
They have novelty coffins in luminous green
And without the little plastic sombrero hats
They’re the same ones that they sell for Halloween.
And like everything in this giant store
They have a date by which they’re Best Before.
I’m sorry but I can’t recall your name
Or what that little button on the telephone is for.
It’s not my fault, I’m sure the Government is to blame.
I’ve reached the date by which I’m Best Before.
And now sweet Santa Muerte’s on her way
The skinny, fatal angel’s tapping softly at the door.
‘Vamos, Signor,’ she whispers. ‘Vamos andalay’
You’ve reached the date by which you’re Best Before’.
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9. |
The Little Flower
06:09
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THE LITTLE FLOWER
The Gardener was young and strong
His wild garden lay beneath an ancient sky
And in a corner, thick with weeds
A tiny flower caught the Gardener’s eye.
He nurtured it with tender care
The flower grew and blossomed prettily
‘This plant deserves a name’, he said
And so he called the little flower ‘Democracy’.
A tender shoot
A fragile root
And gardeners everywhere agree
It takes a lot of time and care
If you want to grow ‘Democracy’.
Of modest habit, slow to grow
You could not say this was a flower of high degree
But of the flowers that they saw
Most people there preferred ‘Democracy’.
And people took their cuttings home
And some of these grew well and multiplied
But it’s a fussy little plant
And many cuttings simply shrivelled-up and died.
A tender shoot
A fragile root
But gardeners everywhere agree
It has its faults, but it’s still good
The little flower they call ‘Democracy’.
We got so used to seeing it growing there
We didn’t see the flower needed care.
We looked the other way, and chose to stare
At other flowers.
For there were many other plants
And they were rampant and as wild as anything
And some of them had sweet perfume
And others were designed to tear and sting
And some had red and luscious fruits
That looked so ripe and soft and juicy-sweet
But millions of poor devils know
Those tempting fruits are deadly poisonous to eat.
A tender shoot
A fragile root
And gardeners everywhere agree
There’s many plants you should avoid
If you want to grow ‘Democracy’.
The Gardener grew old and tired
I do not think that he was in the best of health.
He said ‘The Garden is mature
And surely it can take care of itself’.
The weeds advance, the flower dies back
And only sharp-eyed plant-lovers can see
That bank of flowers is growing thin
And day by day there’s less and less ‘Democracy’.
And far-off countries heard strange anecdotes
About the spectacle of honest votes
And people crossed the sea in rubber boats
To find what’s left of the little flower.
A tender shoot
A fragile root
And gardeners everywhere agree
Best cultivate that garden now
Or lose the flower they call ‘Democracy’.
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10. |
It's Another Day
04:09
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IT’S ANOTHER DAY
Another day
Our masters make excuses,
They make a bold retreat
A new defeat
They’ll soon explain away.
Another day
Another realization
Their wonderful ideas
Were just a way of hiding from their fears
Of another day.
Another day,
Another short dictator
Who postures on the News
And gives his views
On how he’ll make us pay.
Another day
Of carnage, blood and slaughter.
He does it ‘cause he can,
Makes him feel a man
And keeps the ghosts away
For another day.
The world will keep spinning
Whatever they do.
Time won’t stop for them
Like it won’t stop for you
The new day will come
And a change in the air
The sun in the morning
Says do not despair.
It’s another day,
A brand-new bright tomorrow,
A clean slate, a new leaf,
Another brief extension on the lease.
Another day,
Another Book of Hours
The page all snowy white
On which to write
A liturgy to read
Another day.
Another day,
The game will all be different.
A new hand spins the wheel,
Another dealer
Gives us better cards.
Another day
The day after tomorrow,
And then another one,
And then there comes
Guess what? Surprise, surprise, another day,
Another day,
Another day…
The world will keep spinning
Whatever they do.
Time won’t stop for them
Like it won’t stop for you
The new day will come
And a change in the air
The sun in the morning
Says do not despair,
It’s another day.
Another day,
Another day…
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JUDGE SMITH Glastonbury, UK
Judge Smith co-founded the band Van der Graaf Generator in 1967 with Peter Hammill, & has since been involved in many music projects as writer, composer or performer. He has written stage musicals, classical & rock libretti, songs for television & a book on Life after Death; directed a prize-winning short film, & released fourteen CDs & two DVDs. He was born in 1948 & lives near Glastonbury, UK. ... more
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