1. |
Cesar The Somnambulist
03:48
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2. |
Show Me Your Oil
06:09
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SHOW ME YOUR OIL
Show me your oil
Let me see it
Let me look at your oil
I love it when you show me your oil
You are so beautiful
You are so beautiful
You and your oil.
Let me touch it
Let me touch your oil
I want to feel your oil
You are so beautiful
I love you
I love you
You and your oil.
I hate the idea
Of anyone else seeing your oil
Never show anyone else
Never let anyone else
Look at your oil
And I would rather die
Than let anyone else
Touch your oil
I would kill you before
I let anyone else
Touch your oil.
I’m sorry, I’m sorry
I’m so sorry
I will never do that again
I only get like this because
I love you so much
I love you so much
You and your oil
Now show me your oil.
© 2007 Judge Smith / Steve Defoe
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3. |
Buccaneers
05:05
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BUCCANEERS
It hurts my ears
It hurts my ears.
I sail the Seven Seas
And I do what I please,
But that Audio Gun
Is gonna spoil my fun.
Won’t be a pirate no more,
I’m gonna stay on shore,
Because it hurts my ears
It hurts my ears
It hurts my ears
It hurts my ears.
My buccaneering boys
They really hate that noise.
So they’re coming with me
We gonna leave the sea,
And we’re not too proud
To say it’s much too loud,
And it hurts our ears
It hurts our ears
It hurts my ears
It hurts my ears.
We’ll miss our piracy
’Cos we live wild and free,
But we won’t get drowned
And we won’t hear that sound
That gets inside my brain
And gives me so much pain
Yes it hurts my ears
It hurts my ears
IT HURTS MY BUCCANEERS!
© 2007 Judge Smith / Steve Defoe
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4. |
Sister Bees
03:16
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SISTER BEES
Squeezin’ bees to get their honey
That’s how the farmer makes his money.
Get down on your knees
And squeeze the bees
As hard as you please.
Get down on your knees
And squeeze the bees
As hard as you please.
Hit the nest with sonic stress
Dim the lights and guess the rest.
Knockin’em out with just one stun
From the Long-Range Audio Gun.
© 2007 Steve Defoe
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5. |
Surfer Joe
04:19
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SURFER JOE
There’s an undead dude all the surfers know.
Surfer Joe, Surfer Joe,
He was drowned and dead thirty years ago.
Surfer Joe, Surfer Joe,
But he won’t sleep quiet in his watery grave,
He surfs the ocean on a tidal wave,
That’s no way to behave!
Surfer Joe.
He’s got bits missing but he just won’t quit.
Surfer Joe, Surfer Joe,
His board’s all covered with weeds an’ shit.
Surfer Joe, Surfer Joe,
He’s the gnarliest corpse you’ve ever seen,
He’s got big holes where the fish have been,
He’s phosphorescent green.
Surfer Joe.
A Barracuda chewed off his dick.
Surfer Joe, Surfer Joe,
But he still wants to find him a surfer chick.
Surfer Joe, Surfer Joe,
So he’s surfing across the ocean blue,
To get his decomposing hands on you,
Then he’ll take you to the barbecue.
Surfer Joe.
(JOE): I love you…
I really love you… Let me hold your hand… I love you…
He’s caught a wave and it’s heading West,
Surfer Joe, Surfer Joe,
Two hundred feet from trough to crest,
Surfer Joe, Surfer Joe,
He’s hanging five on that awesome curl
And he’s thinking about his surfer girl.
He’s coming fast, and he can’t wait
He’s laying waste to half the State,
Then he’ll ask you for a date.
Surfer Joe.
(JOE): I love you…
I really love you…
Let me hold your hand…
Gee, you look swell..
Your hair smells nice..
I love you…
© 2007 Judge Smith
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6. |
Sensitivity
01:57
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SENSITIVITY
What’s a blessing and a curse?
Sensitivity
It makes it better and it makes it worse
Sensitivity
You don’t want to be like me
Sensitivity
Woolite
Chai
Wars far away
Cheese burgers
Pomme frites
The look in my loved one’s eye
Tell the doctor call the nurse
Write the chapter pen the verse
blond-haired fat sequined nurse
Esrever ni rac reh sevird
Drives her car in reverse
While I drive the hearse
You don’t want to be like me
Sensitivity
You don’t want to be like me
Sensitivity
Stop that 60 Hz hum
Stop that chewing gum
Stop that barking
Stop that baby crying
Stop your squeaking shoes
Stop picking on me
Shut up, Shut up
© 2007 Steve Defoe
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7. |
Balloon
04:22
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BALLOON
This is the place the balloon ended up
When it escaped and flew away from the party
This is the place the balloon ended up
When it escaped and flew away from the party
It spent some time stuck up in the tree
Now it’s all small and shrivelled and useless.
It spent some time stuck up in the tree
Now it’s all small and shrivelled like me.
This is the place the balloon ended up
It got away and it flew from the party.
This is the place the balloon ended up
When it escaped and flew from the party
This is the place the balloon ended up
After it spent some time up in the tree
Now it’s all small and shrivelled like me.
Purple and silver it flew to the sun
Now we can see its life’s work is done.
Purple and silver it flew to the sun
Now we can see its life’s work is done.
Out in the dirt all shriveled and bare
It doesn’t have any more air.
© 2007 Steve Defoe
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8. |
Pimento Head
02:27
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PIMENTO HEAD
Pimento Head
Pimento Head
(not Zucchini Head)
(not Zucchini Head)
and Jeff said
and Jeff said:
“There’s a stink bomb in my locker!
Stink bomb!
There’s a stink bomb in my locker!
stink bomb!”
Then Ollie said
to Jeff’s head
(Jeff’s his brother)
and Pimento Head
AND Zucchini Head
(but not Dave’s head):
“Let’s go fishin’ in the sewer!
Let’s go fishin’ in the sewer!
Let’s go fishin’ in the sewer!”
Don’t forget Dave,
my friend Dave.
My little buddy Dave,
Paddle footin’ Dave.
Paddle footin’
Paddle footin’
Paddle footin’
Paddle footin’
And Charlie said,
and Charlie said:
“Pimento Head,
I’ve got a wart.
Wanna see my wart?
I’m gonna get my wart removed –
on Tuesday!”
Pimento Head
Pimento Head
(Not Zucchini Head)
(Not Zucchini Head)
and Jeff said
and Jeff said:
“Let’s go fishin’ in the sewer!
Let’s go fishin’ in the sewer!
Let’s go fishin’ in the sewer!”
© 2007 Steve Defoe
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9. |
Kissing Song
01:20
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KISSING SONG
La la la la
La…La
La la la la
La…La
La la la la
La…La
La la la la
Mmoi! Mmoi! Mmoi!
La la la la
Mmoi! Mmoi! Mmoi!
© 2007 Fifi Chamoix
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10. |
Thingmaker
04:54
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THINGMAKER
Make a Thing! Make a Thing!
Make a Thing! Make a Thing!
Make a Thing! Make a Thing!
Make a Thing! Make a Thing!
Make a Thing! Make a Thing!
Make a Thing! Make a Thing!
Make a Thing! Make a Thing!
Make a Thing! Make a Thing!
Make a Thing! Make a Thing!
Make a Thing! Make a Thing!
Etc.
Just make a thing…
Make it good…
That’s what we’re here for…
So make a thing…
Who cares what kind of thing…
Make it now…
A thing…
What else is there to do?…
© 2007 Judge Smith
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11. |
Light
03:14
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12. |
EctoScooch
08:17
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JUDGE SMITH Glastonbury, UK
Judge Smith co-founded the band Van der Graaf Generator in 1967 with Peter Hammill, & has since been involved in many music projects as writer, composer or performer. He has written stage musicals, classical & rock libretti, songs for television & a book on Life after Death; directed a prize-winning short film, & released fourteen CDs & two DVDs. He was born in 1948 & lives near Glastonbury, UK. ... more
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