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CURLY:-
It's so strange here,
So strange.
I see you in a half-light,
Moving slowly, under water.
I hear you faint and high:
Voices from a crystal set,
'Cat's whisker' out of kilter.
You are the ghosts
And I am the living man,
Instead of the other way round.
It's my voice,
More or less,
But coming from the larynx
Of a smartly dressed old woman
Who seems to be asleep.
And I'm flying her mouth
By remote control.
Damn tricky work,
Easy to make a balls
Until you get the knack.
It's so strange here,
So strange.
No point in trying to tell you what it's like;
I can't explain it.
The words come out all wrong.
And anyway, you'll all find out in time;
Quite soon enough for comfort
I dare say...
I should rattle some chains at this point,
Or perhaps do the horrid laugh...
But I'll tell you a story instead.
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2. |
Walking Her Out
04:11
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CURLY:-
1919, on the flat fens of Norfolk,
A gigantic iron shed
Obscures the dark grey sky,
And there's something extraordinary
We keep inside;
Something I'd like you to see.
Leave your matches outside please
And your cigarette lighters.
You could say we're a trifle vulnerable
To fire;
And rubber-soled shoes only please,
Can't risk sparks.
Just through this door,
Now what do you think of that?...
She's six hundred and fifty feet long;
That's twice the length of a soccer pitch,
And she stands as tall
As a nine storey building;
Meet His Majesty's Airship R.33...
6am, five hundred sleepy men
On ropes beneath her.
So big in here,
The shed seems half deserted.
There she floats, six feet above the floor,
Weightless...
Here she comes now, with the sun;
The first red fires of dawn
Turn her silver into gold...
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3. |
Curly Takes Us Up
06:44
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CURLY:-
We're away, climbing into the sunrise
For trials or training
Or traffic control for the police,
Or an Air Show at Hendon, or anything;
Who cares;
As long as it's not on the ground.
Come on, I'll give you the tour.
These are the Coxswains, two of them,
Each at their ship's wheels.
One steers the ship
But the other's the star,
The Height-Cox
Who handles the elevators,
Riding the waves of the sky.
You can tell who's on duty
By feeling the way that she flies.
Coxswain Hunt is on today:
'Sky' Hunt, a real virtuoso...
Up that ladder now...
Up the canvas shaft and into the hull.
Mind your head...
Those chaps in white jerseys
And sea-boots
Are Riggers.
Theirs are the billowing gas-bags,
Heaving and sighing like living things,
Clammy and stinking and quick to tear,
And theirs are the acres of netting
Restraining the bags
And the hundreds of miles
Of hawsers and wires
And the tight, silver linen
Surrounding our world.
More fabric and rope
Than on several clipper ships,
All in the care of five or so wiry gymnasts
Who are constantly
Roving the lattice of girders
With their patches and glue pots,
Needles and thread.
Smell that smell?
That's the airship smell:
The sweet heavy scent of aircraft dope,
The sour, animal odour of the gas-bags.
There's a whiff of petrol
And everywhere the indefinable
Bouquet of hydrogen.
The text-books tell you
That it's got no smell
But that's rot.
It's all around us, leaking from the bags
Or venting from the valves.
Get too much down you
And your voice goes daft,
Too much more and you pass out cold.
And losing your footing here's a poor idea;
You could fall straight through
The envelope to Glory.
We lost a few like that...
So, if you think there may be gas about,
You keep singing just to check your voice.
There's a Rigger sixty feet above us now
On Starboard longitudinal 'D'.
Out of sight behind Bag 16,
Corporal Parker's tracking down a leak...
PARKER:-
My baby flashes those blue eyes,
And sends me flying in blue skies.
She's got me sky-high in love...
She's got me sky-high in love...
Bloody hell!...Up here, Fred.
Found the bugger!
CURLY:-
There's more to see;
So down the keel
For a hundred yards or so.
Then off to the right along this cat-walk,
And down that ladder.
Hold on now. Don't let go,
And don't look down whatever you do.
We're outside the hull
In the fifty knot slip-stream.
Keep going down; you're almost there...
Here we are: an engine gondola,
Too loud for speaking,
An oily fug, the only warm spot up here.
Cramped inside, a pair of Engineers;
The rest is engine:
The moody bellowing god they serve...
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CURLY:
Most of us were Navy men,
But our Boss was a topping old
Army General,
And we'd all been made one tiny part
Of this brand-new Royal Air Force.
But they were all Heavier-Than-Air: 'Birdmen',
And didn't exactly make us welcome.
Said airships drifted about
Like a bad smell...
We were the future for all long-range flight
'Cause planes would never be
The size to compete.
Oh yes, I know
That sounds comic in hindsight,
But we were just bursting
To prove it was true.
But it was clear a Zeppelin
Makes a pretty lousy warship;
One burst of tracer
And the thing explodes.
Our General was nuts on airships
Like the rest of us,
And game for any stunt
To show them in a peaceful role.
He sent us on some comical missions,
Like dropping leaflets
Advertising Victory Bonds
Over Sheffield and Bradford,
Manchester and Liverpool,
Towing a socking great banner behind us,
And, just to add to the general festivity...
A cold and terrified RAF band
Crammed onto the machine-gun platform
Perched right up on top of the hull,
Banging away for dear life
As we droned up and down...
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5. |
Curly in the Clouds
08:48
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CURLY:
We called her 'Tiny',
And we loved her like anything.
We waltzed her about
For a couple of years,
Showing her paces
And bending the ears of the bigwigs.
"Not much future on the military side,
But we could run a hell of an airline..."
I was Third Officer now,
A qualified pilot with a larger size in hats,
Twenty-five, twenty-six odd,
And finding the world an excellent place...
There now, I've not introduced myself...
McLeod, George McLeod...
Flight Lieutenant, Royal Air Force,
Late of the Imperial Airship Service...
But everyone calls me 'Curly'...
And Curly likes to fly.
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
Up towards the clouds
Of a cold, grey autumn,
'Til we're bumping our heads
On their dull blue bellies.
Then we're suddenly lost
In a featureless, white fog,
No sense of motion.
Upwards 'till the light turns gold
And the veils of mist rip back,
And she leaps like a breaching whale
Into a perfect dome of brilliant blue
Full of dazzling light...
Up, 'till the clouds below us
Are a level plain of radiant white
With a hundred mile horizon...
And I'm flying a cloud;
No cakewalk, I can tell you.
Damn tricky work,
But I'm lighter than air,
And I'm part of the sky...
And we're slow enough
To watch the birth of a cloud,
Budding and swelling
From a tiny shred of vapour
'Til it billows and boils up,
Towering high above us:
A glowing mountain in our path...
As hard-edged, clean and solid
As a slice of the Alps,
Its blinding white snow-peaks
Picked out in rose-pink,
Chasms and precipices
Shaded in luminous pearl.
The ship now dwarfed
By a vast and pure perfection,
And only as we ram the cliff
Does the dream dissolve
In a grubby, white fog...
How shall I put this?
Clouds are rather good...
You can't compare this
With the thrusting rush
Of the hard little 'plane.
Only stays up there by sheer brute force,
Aggressive little beast.
No time to look around;
No way to stretch your legs;
Can't call that flying.
You just point it and go...
Not like us.
We fly by the favour of every cold front
And each ridge of high pressure.
We need the indulgence
Of each anti-cyclone;
Our ships are too fragile
To bully the weather.
Each voyage is an intimate dialogue
With the wind and the sun,
A delicate negotiation.
Can't quite say why this should be
A better arrangement,
But, twisting my arm,
I would say it's a matter of grace.
A dirigible is a graceful idea
And a graceful thing,
And it flies by the grace of the sky...
And, when we put her back in her box,
I'd feel heavy,
As if I was chained down to the grass:
Two dimensional,
Like a photo, flat on a table.
And everything looked square
And angular.
After Tiny, everything seemed antique;
Cars and buildings
All looked like period stuff.
Yes, in that Year of Grace 1921,
She looked like something
From another planet...
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6. |
A Capital Idea
04:00
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CURLY:-
About that time,
Two new ships,
Which had been ordered for the war
Five years too late,
Were finally ready for their trials;
Though now of course they didn't have
The cash to fly either of them...
One was built by Vickers,
A smallish ship they called R.80.
I got to fly her but just for a month or so.
The government took one look
And made us fly her to the scrap yard.
They had good reason:
She showed up the other ship,
And this one was
Their very own masterpiece;
Built by the Royal Airship Factory
And designed by
A War Office committee...
CHAIRMAN:-
His Majesty's Government
Have asked us for an airship
That is better than
Anything the Germans have.
Now what, Gentlemen,
Should our requirements be?
JUNIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Well, I suppose it would be best
If it were faster.
SENIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Yes jolly good, and why not tell them
That we want it to fly higher as well?...
CHAIRMAN:-
A capital idea!
And while they're at it they can also
Make it fly further
And make it carry more
Guns and bombs and so forth.
The Admiralty Naval Architects
Can build it.
Well, they design our submarines,
Don't they;
Mean to say,
Must be much the same idea.
They're both dangerous
And expensive
And shaped like a sausage...
CURLY:-
The Corps of Naval Constructors
Did what they were told;
Of course they did.
But to do it they had to build
The biggest airship in the world.
To try and save weight,
They made the whole framework
Insanely light and flimsy,
Then festooned this freakish nightmare
With more and more engines
Until it was dangerously overpowered.
The Air Ministry
Were strapped for cash and arranged
To sell the new ship
To the American Navy.
We didn't know what a horror they'd built;
We were sore that the Yankees
Were going to get our new toy.
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A Shrieking of Aluminium
06:58
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CURLY:
The US Navy
Sent over a crew for us to train,
And we taught them all their stuff
On the R.80,
A topping little airship with beautiful lines
Designed by a young man called Wallis.
He hadn't copied
Some old Zeppelin design;
She was as modern as a flapper
With an Eton Crop.
A pretty piece of goods,
And did as handsome as she was.
The Yankees were a jolly crowd
Who pulled more than their weight.
And it was the first time
I'd ever met a black chap;
Well, pretty soon
We were all changing hats.
If I had known, I could have warned them
That their new ship
Was a first-rate deathtrap.
The officer in charge of the tests,
Name of Pritchard,
Guessed she was a bad'un.
Ordered a sensible dozen test flights,
Cautious and easy.
The Royal Airship Works refused;
They said four would be enough;
The Americans were waiting.
They worked her up too fast,
Trying to get a record,
And she flexed and bent
And gave everyone the willies.
Our General Maitland
Didn't like what he saw
And backed Pritchard up,
But the Air Ministry overruled them;
They wanted those dollars so badly.
You could almost hear them...
CHAIRMAN:-
If you ask me,
Some of our flying chaps
Are getting to be real old women.
SENIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Over cautious...
JUNIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Safety mad...
CHAIRMAN:-
Dare one say it: windy!
CURLY:-
The last acceptance flight was packed:
A double crew of British and Americans,
A rich cargo of notables,
And Pritchard and Maitland.
But why the hell did they agree to fly?
You may well ask...
OFFICER:-
We were Service, d'you see?
Follow orders; don't make waves;
Keep your eyes on your duty.
We survived the War
And now we're hopelessly, helplessly,
Hideously brave.
Anything else
Would be letting the side down;
Anything else was never discussed;
Anything else was the unspeakable thing,
The final taboo.
It's the silence that kills you.
Don't break the silence.
It's the silence that kills you.
Don't break the silence.
Don't break the silence.
Don't break...
CURLY:-
Flying over Hull, thousands watching,
Some idiot decides to try
Emergency turns.
Hard Starboard rudder!..
Hard Port rudder!...
A shrieking of aluminium...
Her feeble ribs snap like twigs;
She cracks in two like a blown egg,
And tiny men spill out like a dust...
And two gigantic, glowing,
Chinese paper lanterns
Settle in the Humber mud.
All dead but five;
The Captain survived, just,
But he was kept well away
From the Enquiry. It was understood...
SENIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Let sleeping dogs...
JUNIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Least said soonest...
CHAIRMAN:-
Laundry in public...
SENIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Not in the National Interest...
JUNIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
De Mortuis...
CHAIRMAN-
Spilt milk...
SENIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
No-one to blame...
JUNIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
One of those things...
ALL:-
Kismet!
CHAIRMAN:-
Just send the bill for the whole damn thing
To the USA!
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Curly on Civvy Street
06:02
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CURLY:-
They closed us down.
Airships definitely
Now weren't quite the thing,
And, with our lovely General gone,
The Birdmen closed in for the kill.
The whole bally Airship Service scrapped;
Turfed out, neck and crop,
Onto Civvy Street.
Managed to scare up a job
At the Meteorological Office,
And damned glad to get it
With lots of ex-officers waiting at table.
Learnt to 'Charleston'
And got in as much trouble
As I could afford
On a Civil Service pay.
That is 'til I married a girl from home:
Art student at the Slade,
A brainy sort, and still the best I've seen...
So I'm flying a desk,
Both feet on the ground.
Damn boring work,
But there's Suzie and me,
And we're young and in love.
No children, thank God,
And she married again I'm glad to say:
Decent fellow, another flying man...
Well, we bought a wireless set;
We bought a Bull-nose Morris;
She grew roses round the door;
I grew a moustache,
And the 1920's rattled past outside...
And as I drew the spiky lines
On my weather maps,
Theoretical winds in a paper sky,
I remembered with longing the living air;
Flying home inside a sky you could eat:
Sunset smoked salmon and oysters,
Clouds like meringues
And whipped cream
In a raspberry sauce
And the scent of the rough-mown
Landing field
And the sound of the liberty watch
Who are singing their airship shanties
In the sun.
TENOR (& CHORUS):-
Go tighten your shearwires
And tighten them well.
(Blow, boys, blow...)
But don't strike a spark
Or you'll blow us to hell.
(Blow, boys, blow...)
At your back, the wind's a boon;
In your teeth, it's a curse.
(Blow, boys, blow...)
Engines all full-speed ahead;
You're still flying in reverse.
(Blow, boys, blow...)
CHORUS:-
But we'd do it again
'Cos we're all airship men
And that's flying in the face of nature.
TENOR:-
We're raising the wind
On just five bob a day.
(Blow, boys, blow...)
We don't make much breeze
When we're blowing our pay.
(Blow, boys, blow...)
But I'll sew you a dress
From a piece of blue sky
(Blow, boys, blow...)
If you'll blow me a kiss, my love,
As you wave goodbye.
(Blow, boys, blow...)
CHORUS:-
But you'd have us again
Even though we're the men
Who go flying in the face of nature.
Yes, we'll say it again,
We are all airship men
And we're flying in the face of nature!
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CURLY:-
Of course, the way things go,
It wasn't long before the Powers That Be
Began to have second thoughts.
The lighter-than-air lobby,
The 'Airship Push',
Were getting more powerful,
And the case was good
For airships for the Empire.
The map was daubed with red
In those days,
"The sun never sets..." and all that stuff.
An Imperial airline was the plan: Intercontinental,
India in three days
Instead of seventeen days by sea.
What Ho!
For the 1924 Imperial Airship Scheme...
Two ships to start with
But who was going to build 'em:
The Government or private enterprise?
Rows in Whitehall,
Dithering in Downing Street,
Powerful groups on either side,
Questions in the House,
Cabinet Committees arguing the toss
Who've never even seen a bloody airship!
The Minister for Air
Threw his hat in the ring;
Lord Thompson had just got the job
And he wanted to shine.
This airship project
Was of national importance;
So he, and he alone,
Should be running the show...
Well, what d'you know,
There's The Great British Compromise:
The Government would build one,
A private company the other.
A sort of jolly competition:
The builders of the best ship would win
And build all the rest.
Three cheers
For that Imperial Airship Scheme,
Hip Hip!...
Hip Hip!...
Hip Hip!...
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10. |
From the Sidelines
04:13
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CURLY:
You couldn't accuse them
Of thinking too small.
The new ships would each take
Five million cubic feet of gas,
More than two-and-a-half times
As big as 'Tiny',
And carry one hundred passengers
And eight tons of mail
To Canada or Karachi.
I followed events for five years
From the sidelines,
But I had remained a
Member of the Royal Aero Club
And I'd stand in the bar
With my ear to the ground...
Well you know what I mean...
Hungry for any inside dope,
Making sure the Big Fellows
Didn't forget me,
'Cause I had to be a part of it.
This is what I thought airships were for
And I'd be damned if I'd let them
Fly off without me...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
It wasn't hard to get news
Of the Government Ship,
The one that they called the R.101,
In fact you could hardly avoid it.
The Air Ministry turned
A whole pack of Press Agents loose.
Hunting down stories or cooking them up
Then they'd feed them to Fleet Street
Who swallowed them all
And came back for more.
Typewriters always seem hungry...
AIR MINISTRY PR:-
National Enterprise...
The full resources of the State...
THE GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS:-
No expense spared
Says Government spokesman...
No half measures for dirigible flagship...
AIR MINISTRY PR:-
Teams of experts...
Government scientists....
THE GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS:-
Hats off to the airship master-brains...
Boffins in the clouds
From our Special Correspondent....
AIR MINISTRY PR:-
Fundamental research...
Fearless innovation...
THE GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS:-
A triumph of science and technology...
Airship will fly
With a hundred new inventions..
AIR MINISTRY PR:-
Power steering
with feather-light controls!...
THE GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS:-
Triumph of British engineering...
Elegant staterooms, full central heating...
Free supplement
With special illustrations...
A triumph of British engineering...
A triumph!..
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11. |
A Kindly Sort of Cove
06:27
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CURLY:
You couldn't accuse them
Of thinking too small.
The new ships would each take
Five million cubic feet of gas,
More than two-and-a-half times
As big as 'Tiny',
And carry one hundred passengers
And eight tons of mail
To Canada or Karachi.
I followed events for five years
From the sidelines,
But I had remained a
Member of the Royal Aero Club
And I'd stand in the bar
With my ear to the ground...
Well you know what I mean...
Hungry for any inside dope,
Making sure the Big Fellows
Didn't forget me,
'Cause I had to be a part of it.
This is what I thought airships were for
And I'd be damned if I'd let them
Fly off without me...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
I wanna fly...
It wasn't hard to get news
Of the Government Ship,
The one that they called the R.101,
In fact you could hardly avoid it.
The Air Ministry turned
A whole pack of Press Agents loose.
Hunting down stories or cooking them up
Then they'd feed them to Fleet Street
Who swallowed them all
And came back for more.
Typewriters always seem hungry...
AIR MINISTRY PR:-
National Enterprise...
The full resources of the State...
THE GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS:-
No expense spared
Says Government spokesman...
No half measures for dirigible flagship...
AIR MINISTRY PR:-
Teams of experts...
Government scientists....
THE GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS:-
Hats off to the airship master-brains...
Boffins in the clouds
From our Special Correspondent....
AIR MINISTRY PR:-
Fundamental research...
Fearless innovation...
THE GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS:-
A triumph of science and technology...
Airship will fly
With a hundred new inventions..
AIR MINISTRY PR:-
Power steering
with feather-light controls!...
THE GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS:-
Triumph of British engineering...
Elegant staterooms, full central heating...
Free supplement
With special illustrations...
A triumph of British engineering...
A triumph!..
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12. |
Curly at Cardington
06:42
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CURLY:-
Talked the whole thing through with Suzie.
She went rather pale and quiet,
But she's a brick: she said she knew
I'd never be completely happy
Unless I was floating
Between earth and heaven,
And they're bound to want
Such a hot-stuff pilot,
And she'd always wanted
To live in Bedford...
I got the job;
Well, Certified Airship Officers
Weren't exactly thick on the ground,
And the new Imperial Airship Service
Never scared up more than eight of us
For the two ships.
Assigned to the R.101
As the Third Officer,
Based at Cardington,
The Royal Airship Factory,
Big as a small town
And everything on the grandest scale;
A thousand or so people
Living for airships,
Dwarfed by that monstrous
Construction Shed No. 1,
The biggest building in the British Empire.
This was the real thing.
This was the big time.
We'd show the birdmen
That Gas was the king.
We've got old Sky Hunt
As Senior Coxswain;
We're all spit and vinegar,
Raring to go.
Bigger than the greatest ship on the sea,
The largest man-made moving thing
The world had ever seen.
When Number Two
First took me into the shed,
The sheer naked size of her,
It took my breath away...
The gleaming ribs
Of the uncovered skeleton
Soared above us like the hectic arches
Of some vast and unearthly cathedral:
Fantastic silver tracery
Seen through a shimmering web
Of taut wiring,
And, a hundred and fifty feet
Above our heads,
Men crawled in the glare of arc-lights.
He turned to me as we stood
In the echoing immensity
And said...
SECOND OFFICER:-
"Well, what d'you think of her, Curly?"
CURLY:-
"Crikey, Jim," I said. "She's quite large..."
Her girders were mostly stainless steel
Instead of the usual Duralumin,
And her framework certainly looked
Enormously strong.
I climbed around her
In growing astonishment,
New gadgets and systems at every turn;
Her ingenious complexity
Made 'Tiny' look like a crude balloon.
She was finished like a watch,
With no expense spared,
Beautiful craftsmanship
From stem to stern,
With five gigantic Beardmore diesels
To comply with that weird 'no petrol' rule,
Everything new and everything different
From the old Zeppelin ideas.
She had forty-three men
And four other officers.
Our skipper was Lieutenant Irwin,
A quiet and rather nervy Irish chap.
And he'd been the Captain of my last ship;
Not easy to get close to,
But a decent fellow for all that,
And the finest airship pilot I ever knew.
And we called him 'Bird'.
I'd have flown with him anywhere,
And now I wish I hadn't...
Month by month, I helped her grow:
The delicate lungs, the silver skin,
The five-star hotel sunk in her belly
That she'd carry
To the other side of the world.
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13. |
A Creature of Grace
03:45
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CURLY:-
Just at this point, Wall Street
Ran out of gas and crashed,
And the Roaring Twenties
Slumped to the ground
For the Depression.
Now there's be precious little cash
To spare for Aviation,
And the cost of one airship
Buys a squadron of planes.
Our competition turned into
A war to the knife,
But we managed to get into the air first,
In an orchestrated frenzy of publicity.
Within a month a million trippers
Came to Cardington to see her,
As she floated at the head of a mast
As tall as Nelson's Column.
The charabancs stacked up, three deep,
Along the Bedford Road,
To watch us joy-riding
The Great and the Good.
They didn't care about
The other ship in Yorkshire;
She didn't get her picture in the papers.
Yes, the R.100 was a mystery...
And our ship was so beautiful,
A creature of grace,
An iridescent giant fish
Gliding, calm and solid,
Above us small things in the mud,
Unimaginably huge in the sky,
Reflecting the winter light
And booming gently at us...
The choir of engines
Resonating, from hot throats,
The big chord...
Suzie had shown me paintings
By some new mad artists
Who painted their dreams.
This airship looked like that:
Something impossible,
A Surrealistic vision...
What's that, old boy?.. Me, romantic?
Every time, with knobs on!
Behind the plate-glass windows
Of his promenade deck,
Lord Thompson, the Air Minister,
Looked calmly down.
He was riding high;
The papers were full of him,
Him and his magic airship.
An army Brigadier
And an old crony of the P.M.,
Who wanted
To have him in the Government,
But the voters wouldn't touch him.
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CURLY:-
Too piss elegant, too aristocratic,
Too infernally suave
For the post-war world,
So they gave him a peerage instead;
'Baron Thompson of Cardington'
Was the title he chose.
That's right, I said Cardington,
The Royal Airship Factory;
I call that betting pretty hard
On our success...
Urbane and charming, a glamorous figure,
He got things done
And made powerful friends.
But safer not to get in his way;
He was hard as nails
And ambitious as hell.
A Byronic sort of blighter,
He was having an affair with
Some Romanian princess...
Or was she Swedish? I forget.
Well anyway, we didn't trust him,
'Cause nothing's what it seems
Where politicians are concerned;
Just what was going on
Behind that noble profile?
THOMPSON:-
This is magnificent;
I shall fly this ship to India and back
Just before I speak
At the Imperial Conference next October,
Fresh from a record-breaking flight
With a speech
On Air Travel and the Empire:
For the Government a major coup
And for me a modest promotion...
Descending from the clouds
Above the Indus,
My flying palace wafts me to Karachi.
A mythological hero
From the Maharabhata,
They're sure to give me the job,
The job that's made for me,
The Viceroy of India.
The Viceroy of India.
Lord of a continent,
The Hand of Imperial Power,
As near as damn it to royalty itself,
And then I'll lay my viceregal crown
At the feet, the adorable feet,
The haughty and proud and desirable feet,
The feet of my princess,
Worthy at last of the feet of my princess.
Viceroy and Vicereine,
Me and my princess!
I can pull this off if I crack the whip
And take no excuses
From these grubby little men
With their endless delays
And technical problems
And their costings going up hand over fist.
They've got the time to get it right
And two months start
On those bastards in Yorkshire;
So if they value their jobs,
They had better deliver.
I don't want bad news.
I don't want 'can't do'.
I won't take 'no' for an answer...
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CURLY:-
The trouble was that she flew like a pig,
Sluggish and unsure,
Always trying to drop her nose.
She never had enough lift
And didn't seem at home in the air.
The boffins started scratching their heads,
But all us flying men knew
She'd been built much too heavy:
Too much steel
And far too many clever gizmos;
No one would admit at first
That we were right.
And, in the hull, a half-a-million cubic feet
Of sweet F.A.,
Wasted space that should
Have held more hydrogen,
And all of the bags
Had a newfangled valve
That leaked gas like hell
Each time she moved.
And if that wasn't problems enough,
Our engines were proving
To be a dead loss.
They were built for hauling railway trains
And not for whizzing
Light propellers around.
We couldn't run 'em
At more than half-speed;
Any faster
And they'd shake themselves to bits.
Our new baby then was badly overweight
And sadly underpowered.
But we weren't too worried yet,
Taking our cue
From Group Captain Breeze,
Big Chief of all of us flying men,
Head of Flight Operations
For both the new ships.
He seemed to be sure
That the Cardington boffins
Could get her right;
And 'Lucky' Breeze was an airship legend,
The hero of a thousand dangerous flights.
Commanded the first ship
To fly the Atlantic in 1919.
Nothing scares Lucky, dare-devil Lucky,
Neck or nothing, easy-going,
Hard drinking Lucky;
He'll see us through...
I have to say though
That the chap didn't look very well to me:
Pasty face and not quite on the ball
And, after lunch,
A pronounced smell of gin.
He liked to take the controls
On the days when he flew with us.
Quite surprised he was so ham-fisted;
Managed to cock-up the mooring
A couple of times.
He was only forty-two,
But his best days as a pilot
Were behind him.
The top brass at the Airship Works
Tried to keep our problems dark.
They talked about minor bugs
And fine tuning;
Had to keep their Masters sweet.
They racked their brains in private;
We kept her flying as best we could,
Tests and trials and demonstrations,
And everyone so enthusiastic:
Flights round the gasworks for VIPs,
Sleek officials trying not to look excited,
Half-cut MPs out on a jolly,
All in love with the Queen of the Skies.
December '29,
She went in for a major refit;
Out come half of the passenger cabins,
The potted palms and the central heating.
Then they loosen the gas cell wiring
To let the bags expand and swell.
"More gas, boys!", cry the Coxswains,
"Get this old girl on her toes..."
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16. |
The Canadian Run
04:39
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CURLY:-
And now our rivals took the field,
And we could only kick our heels
And watch the R.100 fly her trials:
Bit of a brute to look at
And built as plain and simple
As ours was built too fancy and complex.
Barnes Wallis
Was a copper-bottomed genius;
Worked out every nut and bolt himself,
A proper one-man band,
Not a committee in sight.
The R.100 cost more or less
Half as much as ours,
But she still had
Twenty tons more lifting power,
And they could put her along
Fifteen knots faster than us:
That's eighty miles an hour
To our sixty-three.
It was egg-on-face time.
No one had expected them
To be this good.
Mind you, they'd been allowed to use
Good old petrol engines,
'Cause they would just be flying
The Canadian run,
While us spoilt darlings
Had the prestige India route.
Our bosses ground their teeth
And seethed in secret conferences,
While all us flying men were busy
Wangling a ride.
And she swam as sure and steady
As a healthy whale;
She sailed through all her tests
And made ready for the crossing.
Then off the lucky beggars went,
No crowds, no fanfares,
Pulling like a train
Across the black Atlantic...
Those Canadians went daft
When she arrived...
Within two weeks a million trippers
Came to Montreal to see her,
And then she calmly trundled home
To a deafening official silence
And the news the crew would now
Go on half-pay.
That's when we heard the story:
How Lucky had run her at full speed
Through the middle of a thunderstorm
Over Quebec.
That damn foolhardy stunt
Could easily have brought her down;
I began to worry just a bit
About our cheerful chief...
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17. |
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CURLY:-
And then a weird thing happened:
Got a letter from some woman,
Claimed to be a Spiritualist medium.
Said she had a message for me
From a man named 'Airey'
Saying I shouldn't fly to India.
Well I knew Airey all right;
Been my oppo in the War
'Till he went down in an SS Zero
Over the North Sea.
But I've no time for that stuff;
All balls, if you ask me.
Still, I didn't tell Suzie,
No sense in giving her the creeps.
Then, two weeks later,
Lucky Breeze gets a mystic message
Of his own
From a dead flying chum of his,
Singing the same song,
"Don't fly to India."
Brought in person this time
By Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, no less.
We told each other loudly
What a laugh we thought it was.
Now it was our turn
To show what we could do.
Out she came, a fair bit lighter,
But it was 'out of the frying-pan',
'Cause now her bloated bags
Fouled the framework,
Rubbing raw on every rivet;
Soon she was a mass of holes.
Riggers working night and day
To keep pace with their patching;
Soon they were pasting
Patches on patches;
She was leaking like a sieve.
And worse, the cells were loose now,
Surging to and fro in flight.
This made the ship unstable,
Always pitching up and down,
Up and down.
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18. |
Horrors at Hendon
04:52
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CURLY:-
They said they could fix it.
They said they could fix anything.
But meanwhile
We were due back on stage,
Providing the climax
Of the 1930 Hendon Air Show.
The Tax-payers wanted
To see what they'd got
For their money,
And it was a chance to show off
To the King and Queen.
Our masters couldn't pass this up.
We're away,
Heading due south for Hendon,
And we're stopping the traffic
And making them stare.
She's heavy and pitching,
And we have to fly with her nose up
To get extra lift,
But who cares,
As long as we're not on the ground.
Right on cue,
We make our pass over the airfield.
Over the grandstand at eight hundred feet,
We can hear the cheering.
Irwin dips her bow in salute
To the Royal Box;
That did it...
The dip became a vicious little dive.
Full power! Full up-elevator!
Cox'n and Captain fighting her level,
Forcing her up.
Turn her and get her away PDQ.
It was a close shave,
But nobody down there
Saw anything wrong.
We set course for Bedford
With one engine on the blink as usual.
My spell as Officer of the Watch,
And the way she was flying
Made my hair rise.
After an hour or two,
Suddenly had the feeling
She was about to drop out of the sky.
Looked at the Cox'n, he was sweating;
I made a jump for the ballast controls;
Let go a couple of tons.
I'm sure I was only just in time.
I hadn't been so scared since 1917
When a U-boat
Had used my little blimp
For target practice.
Now we had to drop another ten tons
Of ballast and fuel
Before she was light enough to moor.
I was flying a pig!
But she looked so good,
Like a beautiful fruit
That's all rotten inside.
Oh yes, this airship had a bad heart.
Well we all had the wind up now;
So Colmore asked Thompson
To postpone the big flight.
Came away with a flea in his ear:
If we couldn't get the man there and back
By mid-October,
There'd be no more money
Requested for the programme,
And we all wanted to fly...
THREE AIRSHIPMEN:-
We wanna fly...
We wanna fly...
We wanna fly...
We wanna fly...
We wanna fly...
We wanna fly...
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19. |
As Safe as a House
05:24
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CURLY:-
There was the devil and all to pay.
The alleged 'designers'
Only had one card left to save the game:
Bring her in and cut the brute in half,
Put in another gas bag,
Make her even longer.
And with only three months to do it in,
The fun became fast and furious...
Cutting the Lady in Half,
Devilish tricky,
Took off our coats and worked like hell
And a bit over.
Took longer than they thought,
Same way it always does.
It would be a close run thing
If she'd be ready.
'Cause her cover had gone all rotten
Where the comic boffins had doped it up
In a new and different way.
Couldn't these birds do anything right?
They had to replace this mouldy cloth,
All five or six acres of it,
But there wasn't time to do it all
For our October deadline.
Well, that was what they said,
But they still seemed to find the time
To lay down half a ton of carpet
Specially ordered by request
Of Baron Thompson.
This had to be quite barmy;
We were doing all this
Just to make her light,
And now they're weighing her down again.
Somebody's mad here, perhaps it's me...
She still hadn't got a Certificate
Of Airworthiness,
And now the Safety Inspector
Dug his heels in.
He didn't like the pads,
All four thousand of them,
That we'd wrapped round the sharp bits
That were making the holes,
And he wanted proper tests
In her new extended form,
Otherwise, No Dice.
But the Air Ministry overruled him;
You could almost hear them...
CHAIRMAN:-
If you ask me, some of our flying chaps
Are getting to be real old women.
SENIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Over cautious.
JUNIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Safety mad.
CHAIRMAN:-
I had it from the Minister himself,
She's as safe as a house...
CURLY:-
The Inspector chap was due to fly with us,
But he had the sense to catch the 'flu
So he couldn't go.
We should all have done the same;
We knew it was madness,
But no one spoke up;
No one was willing to blow the whistle.
Truth was we were scared of Thompson,
Scared of losing our own,
And everyone else's, jobs,
Scared of ratting, scared of funking,
Too scared to be anything else
But jolly brave.
Only 'Bird' Irwin had the guts
To make a stand...
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20. |
A Ship of Fools
06:17
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THOMPSON:-
You realise, Irwin, this is most irregular.....
Your superiors have assured me.....
My advisers are confident.....
I must insist on the programme
Being adhered to;
I have made my plans accordingly.
The Great British Public is all keyed up;
Our hands are to the plough;
No turning back.....
All right, if you're afraid, don't go!
We can easily replace you.
Surprised at you
Showing the white feather.....
Very well then, that's better.....
Gung ho, man; that's the spirit!.....
Yes, of course we can disregard
This conversation.
CURLY:
Squadron Leader Ralph Booth,
The commander of the R.100,
Would have been the only real
Substitute for Captain Irwin.
And, unlike Irwin, unlike me,
Booth was still in the RAF,
And, as a serving officer,
Could not refuse to fly the mission.
What's more, he was Bird's good friend,
And you can't drop your chum in it;
So poor old Bird ate humble pie;
He'd done his best according to his lights.
There was only time for one test flight,
And she felt OK.
Perhaps she could do it after all
Or at least get as far as Egypt,
And we'd come out of it with honour.
But the flight was in a flat calm,
And we had to fly slow
'Cause one engine still wasn't right.
Not what you'd call any real test,
And we were to leave the very next day!
I'm off-duty watch on the way back;
So I chat to the chaps
In the Chart Room
And listen to the Helmsman's song...
THE HELMSMAN:-
Their ship was stout and strong;
They said "Let's go a-sailing,
Although the light be failing,
Although the wind be strong.
We'll cut ourselves adrift
For we are fit and hearty.
We'll be a merry party,
With food and wine and song.
Perhaps we'll sail to Denmark
By way of old Hong Kong."
A Ship of Fools
A Ship of Fools.
They drifted out to sea
To where the storm was rising.
They found it quite surprising
That waves could grow so steep.
They feasted and drank free,
Despite the gale's roaring,
And soon each one was snoring
In sound and peaceful sleep.
And through the night their ship turned
And tossed up on the deep.
A Ship of Fools
A Ship of Fools.
They were blown back, safe to shore,
And so their journey ended,
And each one said "How splendid,
It has all gone just as planned."
And not one fool there saw
That some Angel, bold and jolly,
Who protects fools in their folly,
Must have brought them safe to land...
And, to that self-same Angel,
We commend us...
For we too are in his hand.
A Ship of Fools
A Ship of Fools
A Ship of Fools
A Ship of Fools.
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21. |
The Night Before
07:38
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CURLY:-
Flying men are fey;
Airmen see more ghosts than most.
There are murmurs in the mess
About prefigurements and omens,
'Cause, when you're up there
In the airy nothing,
You draw close to the unseen;
And sometimes the unseen
Draws close to you,
And it reaches out and touches you
With a cold finger.
And that night, in the dark, with the clock,
It was poking us like fun.
I couldn't sleep. Could they?
Could Colmore?...
COLMORE:-
It hasn't worked. The experiment's failed;
It can't be put right.
Damn Thompson!
Curse that bullying swine to Hell!
If I pull the plug I'll be the scapegoat,
Carry the can for everything.
Even the nightmare's better than that:
Each night the dream of burning gas;
Flying then falling,
Trapped in a blazing cage!..
Well, tomorrow makes an end of it,
One way or the other.
I tried so hard. I did my best;
And now I'm afraid. Christ, I'm afraid...
CURLY:-
And how was Lucky Breeze,
Surely he was off in Dreamland?...
LUCKY:-
Sod Conan Doyle!...
Leave the dead alone...
Giving me the heebie-jeebies...
Piss off, Johnny, don't want to know!...
Bugger's dead, but he won't lie down!...
Thompson's a fool,
But he's promised me a 'K' if I pull it off.
I'll get this flying abortion home
If I have to carry her there myself,
And I'll leave England
With a clean pair of heels.
So buck up, man,
You've done worse than this.
Remember you're Lucky.
So let's have a drink, then Over the Top!
One for the road, then Over the Top!
CURLY:-
Was Irwin sleeping?
I'm sure that he knew
We were all for the high jump.
IRWIN:-
Hail Mary, full of Grace,
The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
Pray for us sinners now
And at the hour of our death.
And at the hour of our death.
And at the hour of our death...
CURLY:-
And how was the Secretary of State?
How was the noble lord?
Was he getting his beauty sleep?
THOMPSON:-
Those fools are afraid;
They're yellow all through.
That ship is quite safe...
Damn that gypsy crone,
That ignorant peasant in Bucharest;
Can't get her off my mind
And the things she said
When she read my palm:
A glorious future, the world at my feet.
But nothing after 1930,
Nothing after the age of fifty-five;
Said she couldn't see any further;
I gave her more money,
But she shook her head.
But I know India is waiting for me,
And faint heart never won a princess.
So just keep your nerve,
And show them the whip.
Ride them all hard,
And show them the whip...
CURLY:-
As for me and Suzie,
We said special goodbyes,
And I cheered us up by showing her
My brand new pocket-knife!
A bloody great thing
With an edge like a razor
To cut my way out of the hull if I had to.
And I swore her to silence,
And I gave her the hush-hush rumour:
That Lucky had fixed it
With some chums in France
At the airship station at Orly Aerodrome,
All semi-official and off the record.
But if things are desperate,
We could put down there,
And they'd have a ground-crew
To take us in.
Might save our skins if nothing else.
05.00, climb into the stiff new uniform.
"Promise you'll come back," she said.
"Right oh, Suze, cross my heart,
Cross my heart and hope to die..."
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22. |
The Morning After
04:11
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CURLY:-
No time now for misgivings.
Too much to do: fuelling and gassing-up,
Avoiding each other's eyes.
And, by common consent,
A few good, stiff ones at lunch time:
Men in the pub, officers at the hotel...
Study our course: South across France
Then East along the Med.,
First stop Egypt,
And the mooring mast in the desert
By the Bitter Lakes...
A formal banquet on board
For the Egyptian High Commissioner,
Then East to Baghdad
And the Persian Gulf,
Say, two more days to Karachi.
But, in that raw October, Midlands gloom,
It all seemed decidedly unreal...
And as I read the spiky lines
On the weather maps,
Theoretical winds in a paper sky,
I saw bad weather,
But not bad enough to cancel the match,
And an uncertain outlook.
Couldn't be worse...
Dusk came early, with the crowds,
Churning up the field to mud.
Sky Hunt supervises final loading;
Due to retire last week,
He's stayed on
To see us through the big one.
Up go stores and spares and oil...
And twenty varieties of British Cheese!
All mashed up together!
Some civil servant's idea
Of a patriotic, yet democratic treat...
Says it all, really...
Darkness,
And the searchlights come fizzing on.
The ship comes alive,
Starting to sway in the freshening wind;
She's being played by the mast
Like a giant trout.
The official passengers arrive,
And now the Minister himself,
Showing a face full of teeth
To the press photographers.
He comes complete with two cabin trunks,
Four suitcases, a real live valet,
A ceremonial sword,
Two cases of champagne
And another roll of bloody carpet!
Too bad he had to leave
The piano at home...
All on board now,
Here in the belly of the beast:
Lucky, flushed and loud,
Impatient to be off,
Colmore, silent,
Vanished now inside himself,
Irwin, looking like he's seen a ghost;
And I dare say I wasn't
Looking too good either.
18.30 hours. All hands to flying stations.
The men have made a banner that says
'India or Bust'.
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23. |
Bedford to Hastings
09:16
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CURLY:-
I felt we were leaving real things
And entering some sort of
Wind-blown limbo,
Behind clouds of myth and history,
In the cold dream-space
Between the worlds.
Here, between earth and heaven,
Anything could happen now...
'India or Bust'...
Slipping reluctantly
From the caress of the searchlights,
Butting into a head-wind
As the rain began,
Due South, driving her hard,
She's never been this fast before...
What with one thing and another,
We were the heaviest air load ever lifted,
Even though, to save weight,
We'd left all of the parachutes behind.
Eight o'clock, sharp...
Passengers and off-duty officers
In one lonely corner of the vast saloon.
This great room is an illusion;
The walls and ceiling are painted canvas;
The gilded pillars are made of balsa wood,
A cold and drafty stage-set
Dressed with bamboo furniture
And ferns in pots,
The scenery
For a risqu‚ Noel Coward play
Set in some dubious Riviera hotel...
Thompson and Lucky
Are full of bonhomie,
Playing up to the passengers;
Everyone else who knows the score
Is pretty quiet.
That's when I suddenly realise
That Thompson's just as windy
As the rest of us are;
Which makes him less of a fool,
And more of a rogue
In my book...
Blow me, if No. 5 engine isn't down again,
But not a word of this in the messages
We're sending out to a waiting world.
Our call-sign stutters out,
'George-Freddy-Ack-Ack-William,
Everything is top-hole, tickety-boo,
And very nicely, thank you.'
The wind is rising, 30 miles an hour now.
We're getting heavy, soaking up the rain.
Can't get above 800 feet or so;
We're too low and too slow...
But London doesn't know or care;
The streets, all sparkling and shiny wet,
Salute us with their motor-horns.
From the black Thames,
Tugboats hoot and whistle
At the giant raindrop
Hanging in the wet sky...
The wind still rising, 35 miles an hour now,
And the rain is really coming down.
Over Kent and Sussex,
Low through the gap in the Downs
At Reigate.
Surely, with one engine out,
We'll have to turn back at the coast...
Then Lucky rushes into the Lounge
Shouting for 'Sparks'.
Maybe it's the after-dinner brandies,
But it looks like he's gone over the top;
He's red and pop-eyed,
And laughs like hell...
LUCKY:-
Just get your arse in gear!
And patch in the BBC
To the Saloon loudspeakers
And give it all the juice you've got!
Well show 'em down there
That we're going out in style!...
CROONER:-
They wonder how I can dare
To fly through the air,
Bravely exploring the blue.
I take my flying-machine
Where no one else has been,
Because I take my sweetheart too!
And as they see us go by,
Way up in the sky,
They say "What a daring thing to do!"
But I know you are my Guardian Angel,
And I'm flying to heaven with you.
And as they see us go by
Way up in the sky,
They say "What a daring thing to do!"
But I know you are my Guardian Angel,
And I'm flying to heaven with you.
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24. |
Hastings to Beauvais
09:14
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CURLY:-
Ploughing over the cliffs
And crabbing out to sea,
Flying half-sideways into the wind.
Two hours to cross the Channel,
And the yellow light
From the Promenade Deck windows
Shows the white tops of the breakers;
They're very close.
Too low and too slow!
Then engine No. 5 gets going again,
And the cold fist in my gut
Relaxes just a bit,
As I chat to the chaps in the Chart Room
About football, jazz bands, girls and cars,
Almost anything...
Except India...
The French coast at last
And the wind still rising,
40 miles an hour now;
Crawling up the Valley of the Somme
In the teeth of this mad, black,
Force 8 gale,
Painfully counting off
Each small, dim town...
St. Val‚ry, Moyenneville,
Oisement, Hornoy...
Before my Watch,
I take a turn along the keel
To see how things are inside...
In the echoing darkness above me,
The bags are surging to and fro
Against the frames,
And they look too flabby;
I'll bet they're leaking,
And they slap unpleasantly as they tug
And rattle their bridle chains.
They're lined with skin
From a bullock's intestines:
The guts of a million dead cows
Shipped from the stockyards of Chicago.
There are ghost cattle up there,
Moaning and squealing,
Trying to stampede...
She won't take this punishment for long.
Hope to God we can get as far
As Orly Aerodrome...
I saw him a long way off,
Coming down the cat-walk,
A young rigger.
When he reached me we stood silently,
Looking up at the billowing bladders,
As the girders creaked and groaned
And the rain beat against
The soggy drum-skin
Of the envelope.
Suddenly he spoke.
THE RIGGER:-
We're buggered, aren't we Sir.
CURLY:-
"Good luck, Roberts", I said.
THE RIGGER:-
Good luck yourself, Curly.
CURLY:-
He replied,
And passed on down the keel.
There's fifty miles
And maybe two hours flying
Before we can try an emergency landing
At Orly.
We're over Beauvais now,
Two o'clock in the morning,
Waking up the town.
Thundering slowly over the chimney pots,
A seventh of a mile
Of spark-happy hydrogen
Hanging above Beauvais cathedral
Like the Angel of Death...
The wind still rising,
45 miles an hour now.
Keep going, darling! Stay up, sweetheart!
You can do it for me!
Time to take over in the Control Car,
And the O.O.W. says...
OFFICER:-
Watch her, Old Boy, she's behaving
Like a perfect little 'B'.
CURLY:-
You can say that again;
The swine is heaving about,
Only just under control.
Sky Hunt at the elevators, thank God,
Struggling to keep her nose up
To get dynamic lift.
Clear of the town, now and into the black,
And down goes her damn nose
Once again...
The dip becomes a vicious little dive.
Full power! Full up-elevator!
I can't hold her! We're still diving!
What the hell's going on?
The rotten cover's blown in at the bow!
The for'ard bags have broken loose!
Dump all ballast!
Sky, go and warn the rest!
I'll try and turn her out of the wind.
What's that? Oh God, it's the ground....
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25. |
The Muffled Drum
04:33
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CURLY:-
Then I was standing in the rain,
Watching her burn,
And there was dear old Airey
In his flying kit,
Just as I remembered him.
AIREY:-
I've been expecting you, you ass...
CURLY:-
He said.
They took them back:
Those hard, black, crusty,
Anonymous, stinking things,
Things that we didn't need now,
Back to the Lying in State,
The grand cortege,
The silent crowd a half-a-million strong, That official, noble grief
We British do so bloody well,
Back to the Mass Grave
And the Muffled Drum...
But, as they poked around the wreckage,
Slippery underfoot with human fat,
They found, beneath the ashes,
A woman's shoe...
Oh horror! Could there have been...
Oh calamity and dishonour,
A Woman on board?
A secret investigation at the highest level
Finally revealed
That the shoe had belonged
To Lord Thompson,
Though I can't imagine
What he used it for...
All dead but six,
No officers or VIPs among them,
And they didn't get much to say
At the Enquiry;
It was understood...
SENIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Let sleeping dogs...
JUNIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Least said, soonest...
CHAIRMAN:-
Laundry in public...
SENIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
Not in the National Interest...
JUNIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
De Mortuis...
CHAIRMAN:-
Spilt milk...
SENIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
No one to blame...
JUNIOR COMMITTEEMAN:-
One of those things...
ALL:-
Kismet!
CHAIRMAN:-
Just make damn sure that the other ship
Won't fly again.
If the thing was a success,
It would make us look bad.
Send it for scrap the first moment
That we possibly can.
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26. |
The Final Taboo
06:04
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CURLY:-
So we came back again.
We didn't like their sob stuff
Or the nasty smell of whitewash,
Those strangely missing files.
Managed to convince some friends,
Confirm a few suspicions;
But we were just ghosts,
They were all living men;
So what could we hope to achieve
With voices from a crystal set,
Cat's whisker out of kilter?
Just maybe a tune,
A simple enough refrain,
The sad song of Reasonable Men...
THREE AIRSHIPMEN:-
We were service, d'you see?
Follow orders; don't make waves;
Keep your eyes on your duty.
We survived the War
And now we're hopelessly, helplessly,
Hideously brave.
Anything else
Would be letting the side down;
Anything else was never discussed;
Anything else was the unspeakable thing,
The final taboo.
It's the silence that kills you.
Don't break the silence.
It's the silence that kills you.
Don't break the silence.
Don't break the silence.
Anything else was the unspeakable thing,
The final taboo.
It's the silence that kills you.
Don't break the silence.
It's the silence that kills you.
Don't break the silence.
Don't break the silence.
Don't break the silence.
Don't break the silence.
CURLY:-
And for us who kept the silence,
Held here in some sort of
Wind-blown limbo,
Behind clouds of myth and history,
In the cold dream-space
Between the worlds,
Here, between earth and heaven,
The flight goes on...
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JUDGE SMITH Glastonbury, UK
Judge Smith co-founded the band Van der Graaf Generator in 1967 with Peter Hammill, & has since been involved in many music projects as writer, composer or performer. He has written stage musicals, classical & rock libretti, songs for television & a book on Life after Death; directed a prize-winning short film, & released fourteen CDs & two DVDs. He was born in 1948 & lives near Glastonbury, UK. ... more
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